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PROFILE

character / Kurosaki Ichigo
series / BLEACH
player / britt
email / chasingastarlight@gmail.com
canon / Chapter 318
arrival / May 3, 2007
residence / Building 1, Room 15

( spoilers for the bleach manga/anime under here, yo )

Rukia? Oi, RUKIA. RUKIA.

Goddamn it.

[ ... ]

Hey, has anybody seen Rukia around here? Short. Black hair. Never shuts up? She hasn't turned up since yesterday.


[[ooc; Somebody pushed Rukia's button, which sent her into the Bizarro City. /o/ ICHIGO IS TIRED OF LOSING HIS RUKIAS.]]

You can't be fucking--

[ A loud thump. ]

Serious. Goddamn it, that's going to leave a mark. Somebody just tell me why I have to carry around a goddamn scythe like some kinda--

You've got to be kidding me.

[ Pause--and another thump. ]

I think I killed Hamlet.


[[ooc; Shinigami → death god → reaper → Grim Reaper! Or something. He's got the black robe and huge motherfucking scythe and can kill people with a touch. Think Death from Family Guy. B)]]

Will you people just stop--

Stop.

Fucking.

STALKING ME.

THIS IS THE FOURTH DAMN TIME I'VE HAD TO DEAL WITH THIS, AND NONE OF YOU EVER LEARN.


[[ooc; As usual, anything goes! ETA: Trick-or-treaters! Sry, I'll be in and out for a few hours.]]

Shit, I hate doing this PR shit.



Concert is tonight, so mark your calendars and shit. Don't forget to buy tickets and stuff at the show. We have more merchandise than Jesus. And remember, no underage drinking. No smoking. No weapons. NO THROWING PANTIES ONSTAGE. Got it?

Good.

And buy a CD. You even get to pick which one of us you want.

( guitarkai | not icly cut )


[[ooc; BIG BLEACH CREW BAND IS BIG AND BLEACHY. I cannot list all the members and what they do, but it doesn't matter, because they're called Superchunky from Hell. Ichigo is on lead guitar. 8) ALL GRAPHICS ARE COURTESY OF reversetheremix-PLAYER, who is basically awesome.]]

Holy shit, why--

WHY AM I COVERED IN LOLLIPOPS. Shit, they're all--




RENJI. TIMOTHY.


[[ooc; Someone got suckered. Timothy took a buttload of lollipops, licked them, and stuck them on Ichigo while he was sleeping.]]

HOLY SHIT. WHY THE HELL AM I IN RENJI'S BODY. WHY THE HELL AM I IN RENJI'S BODY NOW--










They really do go down to there.


[[ooc; Backdated to 4:10 :> BRB. Will pick up tags in about an hour.]]

( private || unhackable )

Rukia's gone. Renji and I already checked.

...Shit, I hate rabbits.

Alright, I give up. This is some kind of resort place in, fuck me, the Caribbean or something, right? The South Pacific?

Whatever. You've seen one island resort, you've seen them all. Point is, I need to get the hell out of here, since tomorrow is Monday, and that means Ishida's gonna put me in some more gay pink glasses or something.

Speaking of which, he really needs to stop it with these "surprises."

...So what's a guy gotta do to get a taxi and a caramel macchiato around here?


[[ooc; SEE HERE. Also, my internet is being really slow, so forgive me for any late tags. 8( ]]

I dunno how your stuff got up there, Rukia.


[[ooc; Yes, he put all Rukia's things on the highest shelf. No, he's not cursed. 8)]]

WHAT THE FUCK IS--

Why is there--

Holy shit boobs--











FUCK YOU GUYS.


[[ooc; Happy birthday, Ichigo! You're the big 1-9. Enjoy the delicious cake your friends got you. And the stripper. ETA: Not feeling very well, so I'm heading to bed early. ;; Will pick up tags ASAP in the morning, I swear.]]

...Fuck this shit.


[[ooc; GO GO GO.]]

( private || unhackable )

( private to Ishida and Inoue || unhackable )

I'll be a while, guys. This damn headache.

...And that doesn't mean you get to bust in and bother me anyway.


[[ooc; GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS. Heads up to the Shonen Club: he was gone all day on the 17th, took Shikamaru and Allen out for a pity party last night, and now he's just. brooding.]]

Shit, alright.

Has anybody seen a sleeping bitch princess around here? It's probably hard to tell which one's her because her mouth is shut, but fuck if I need to find her and break the spell or whatever. Apparently we've been engaged since birth, so my dad will flip his shit if I don't slay the fucking dragon.

She's about four foot nothing, black hair, and... whatever... color eyes, a huge bitch, and fast asleep. I'll also take the direction of a spinning wheel.

A goddamn spinning wheel. What an idiot.

Two years.

Pain in the ass.

...Holy shit, what the fuck's up with this food?!

Yesterday never happened IT DIDN'T EXIST I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT IT DOESN'T MEAN

JACK

SHIT.


[[ooc; ETA: fdjkls I hate doing this, but I have to run soon. ;; I'll be back asap to pick up tags, guys. ♥]]

Goddamn it. I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS CURSE. ALL OF YOU CAN SHUT UP. I HATE YOU ALL--

OKAY I DON'T HATE YOU ALL AND I DON'T REALLY HATE THIS PLACE THAT MUCH EITHER--

I MEAN. FUCK.

...

If I go home then I might forget that--I always come back anyway, USUALLY TO RENJI DOING SOMETHING STUPID--I'm glad he didn't find the porn under my bed when he was--

I MEAN.

There's condoms too.

I MEAN. THEY'RE FROM MY DAD. MY DAD GAVE THEM TO ME BECAUSE HE'S A CREEPY OLD PERVERT.

Not that I'd have to use them with Ru--